Haircut Hullaballoo
So, my mom, who usually takes me to fun places like the park after lunch, pulled a switcheroo on me today and took me to…that den of evil - the haircut place! Man, I do NOT like it there! She held me on her lap, and she kept saying things in my ear like how nice it was gonna be for me to be able to see again, and that I was a really brave big boy. I was not to be fooled - I know that the ultimate intentions of that woman with the scissors is to try and snip my ears! I will admit that I look much tidier now, but that doesn’t mean I had to like it! Afterwards, Mommy took me over to Peet’s and Pammy bought me some cookies. Then I got to play outside our house for a really long time, before I decided it was time for a well-needed nap. What does my mom mean when she says she’s jealous?