The Naked Truth
Aside from fresh fruit and a chance to play outside, I’ve discovered another of life’s simple pleasures - nudity! That’s right, if you can time it right after your bath or a quick diaper change, you can squirm away from your mom really fast and make a run for it, squealing with delight at the top of your lungs! I don’t know what it is, but being free of the heavy constraints of clothing is fanTAStic! Once you’ve made a run for it, I recommend heading into the next room and surprising any grownups who are sitting there! Then, make a leap for someone’s lap, and cuddle up against them like a rhesus monkey clinging to a terrycloth dummy-mom (mommy says that’s what I look like). Trust me - it always gets a response! My aunt Katil says I’m a little naked gremlin!